Liverpool's very own David Brent

Meet Bryan Adams (no, not the singer). Listen about 1min 40 secs in, and he does this really bad american accent.

Anyway, if you cringe too much, watch the below video

Donna McCourt's annoyed Herbert

Herbert asked me to publish this post. I don't actually know who Donna McCourt is, but apparently she thinks she's some kind of fashion designer? I know it's mad, you usually get fashion designers in New York, London, Paris, Milan etc...

Anyway, she doesn't pay anyone. Fashion designers, models, photographers. She gets everything done for free.

So your telling me Donna, in your 40-something-years existence you've never paid anyone? Do you go into Argos and steal a toaster? That's thieving WHICH I FRIGGIN HATE!!!

Donna runs this magazine that no one reads called 'Fab'. God, I bet you racked your brains for months thinking up that name.

Anyway Donna - your on my list...

Champu Opening Night

Herbert decided to open Champu in the middle of the week, so I only popped in for a swift shot (yes, shot) of Champagne, as I don't get drunk before I do my multi award winning radio show.

He gave out 2 shots to each Z-list celebrity moron who entered. Obviously Carolyn Hughes was there, with her entourage of nobodies glugging down the free champers with Tango Man Dale Winton wannabe Paul Knowles. The cheeky cow even said, "Oh if Pete's only having one, I'll have his other one". She's got more front than rapid the sour faced moose!

There was obviously press all over it like a rash, as publicity junkie Herbert issues press releases everytime he has piss. As a result of everyone from Radio City, the Echo and a few nobody PR companies, Phil Redmond felt he had to be there. The funny thing is, the doorman got him mistaken for a homeless junkie and wouldn't let him in. Yep - the look on his face was hilarious!

Further embarrasment for poor old Phil prevailed when he started bellowing "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I WROTE BROOKSIDE!!! AND GRANGE HILL!!!!" and then the funniest thing he came out with was "I ALSO CREATED HOLLYOAKS!!" - as if anyone would admit to that! They thought he was a mental patient as well.

Simon Ross asked the bar tender to call Ashworth as one of the patients has escaped.

So Phil was left there on Old Hall St being moved on by Herbert's security.

Anyway - Herbert went mad when he discovered Carolyn Hughes was snorting cocaine in the toilets (which I friggin hate!). She was out of control, pinching the bar tenders arse for more free Champagne. I heard she does this at the Living Rooms as well.

I met some bloke there called Bryan Adams (no, not the singer!) and he's just like David Brent from the Office. My god, you wanna check this guy out he's a friggin moron!

All in all it was an eventful week!

I can't stand Paul Knowles

Paul - what is the point in you? You are a cheesey idiot. Your always at these events, you look terrible, with your stupid bright orange head.

What do you do Paul? What is it you actually do??

I'm going to compile a list of the biggest wankers in the city. The tossers, the peasants, the morons - Paul Knowles falls into every category.

There's just no point in him. He thinks he's a "mover and shaker". Paul - lesson for you, Donald Trump is a mover and shaker. Sir Alan Sugar is a mover and shaker.

Look at the picture below. The usual bunch. The usual arselickers. Sad people with sad lives.

Mention "FREE WINE OR CHAMPAIGNE" and you can bet your bottom dollar Carolyn Hughes is there with bells on. Actually she's pictured with the bell-end that is Paul Knowles right there.

City Talk... City Music?

You may have read in the papers that City Talk is to start playing music because no one listens. 63,000 a week according to Ofcom tune into the station. That's an average figure, because 1 million listen to me - which comes as no surprise because I am bigger than City Talk. I am Pete Price, the number 1 golden goose of local broadcasting.

I've been saying on my award winning blog that Dean Sullivan has no listeners, because he talks drivel. There's no substance to the content of his show, plus the fact he's mental. Did you see it when he became a teacher for a bit? He even had a dog called Cracker, and he is totally crackers himself.

After me, a distant second place in terms of listening figures is Roy Basnett, and he does the grave yard shift. The same time slot as Alan Partridge, and he gets more listeners than any other show. It's because Roy has a sense of humor, you should see him out on the piss, he is hilarious... not as funny as me, but he's a different kind of funny.

They should just shut City Talk down, go back to Radio City get Kev Seed back on the breakfast show, then do a load of requests 10am - 4pm, then have Roy Basnett on the drive time. 10PM - 2AM Sunday - Thursday, Pete Price returns to City FM.

Colin Hilton you vile peasant!

Overpaid, self styled, useless Colin Hilton was in last night's Daily Post with cat saver Wozza Bradley all happy about Liverpool City Council becoming the second worst council in the world, as opposed to being the worst last year. They claim they've done all this 'hard work' to make the city better blah blah blah

Anyway, Hilton spouts off about getting more businesses and young enterprise into the city. FIRST OFF I said all this last year on my award winning blog. SO THE COUNCIL READ MY BLOG AND COPY EVERYTHING I THINK/SAY.

Thankfully, a load of bums from the council have to 'justify' their position, and why they deserve excessive incomes. Meanwhile Kirkdale, Anfield, Picton, Speke, Dingle etc could do with a bit of regeneration wouldn't you think?

It's made me think, Colin Hilton's position is useless. In fact, if it was up to me, I'd sack you all and make you pay all the money back you've taken. He doesn't do anything. Do me a favour Col, justify your position and tell me why you deserve to be paid more than the Prime minister.

Jase is gone to!

Well, they say all good things come in three's (or something like that). Firstly we have useless Kris Donaldson doing one, now Jason Harborow has frigged off down south to Surrey. Hopefully Phil Redmond will be the next to fuck off... oh well we can only hope.

Apparently, Jase is managing Surrey University's new £35 Million sports park. When I first heard this, I nearly fell off my chair. How anyone could employ Jason Harborow is beyond me, but Craig (my new producer) said it must be some kind of part time job as there's no way Jase can handle full time.

Do you remember his company he set up called 'Vicis' and he was in the paper telling anyone who'd listen how much he loves Liverpool after he got this massive pay out. Well, just as I, Peter Lloyd Price predicted he won't be around for long.

My Echo Imposter is really annoying me now!

Some friggin no mark, posing as me has written a vile piece in Thursday's Echo indicating I think Kris Donaldson should be make an honorary scouser.

Firstly, I HATE Kris Donaldson. Secondly, the guy is thick as pig shit. When the toss pots down at the Fun Palace started hiring self-styled money grabbing pricks like Donaldson, he told this to the Daily Post... "Before I came to Liverpool I had all these misconceptions about the city. I thought it was landlocked and that it had a history of coal mining"

That is the most stupid statement I have ever heard, seriously. Your worse than the saddos who call my show. EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE, even the poor African children who have AIDs that Paul O'Grady is helping knows that Liverpool is a port city. And these are young 7 year olds with no education.

So, to set the record straight, I'm fucking made up that Kris Donaldson has gone. He was nothing but a cake-pilfering, bullshitting grade 1 tosser!

£198,000 a year this vile no mark was on. And for what? What has he actually done? JACKSHIT!

Everything I stand for, the opposite happens in the Echo, and it's really, really, really getting on my nerves! They even think I actually like Hollyoaks... Craig my producer needs to write down the questions whenever we have any of the so-called actors in on the show.

Phil, WHY? Just WHY??

This has been on my mind for ages, and I need to get this off my chest. But, Phil Redmond why do you love yourself so much? Why do you have this MASSIVE feeling of self importance?? When the PM came round, don't you think someone like me or Herbert showing him round would be much more beneficial to the city???

Whenever you see a microphone you have to grab it. Why Phil? Why do you have to get on the microphone and bore us all to death with your pointless drivel? Your not entertaining at all. I don't know what you go on about on the mic, nor does anyone for that matter, because you bore us Phil.

You serve no real purpose. Granted you gave us Brookside and Grange Hill, but they are hardly blockbusters are they Phil? Then you inflicted Hollyoaks on us, and I have to pretend to like it and I can't do it anymore Phil. With Hollyoaks comes all the crap actors and boosts the Z-list culture we have here. Your one of the main causes Phil, can't you see what you've done?

The biggest problem is you Phil. And the saddest part of it, after reading this, you won't have a friggin clue what I'm saying, you'll get offended and not realize that you are a strong contender for moron of the year. Phil, I know what your like, your on another planet, and carrying on the way you are, you just look like a big dick head.

You heard it here, quote me on this, I Peter Lloyd Price says "PHIL REDMOND YOU ARE A DICK HEAD, A PRIZE FRIGGIN PRAT!"

Anyway, I'll leave you with this dear readers...

This is what I have to put up with

I decide to turn up one day in a hoody and a load of no marks decide it's time to rip in to me. Take a look at what one disgusting man sent in!

I put up with a lot of abuse and stupid people calling me but this is ridiculous - so bad in fact I've even had to edit their disgusting language!

Wozza, you are an idiot!

You can't pick up a paper, listen to the radio or do literally anything without hearing about that Warren Bradley. I'm sick of it. So much so I've banned him from coming on my show.

He's a bumbling idiot. Always has something to say about everything. Him and that Carolyn Hughes, they get everywhere with things that have nothing to do with them. He doesn't even make any sense either, I think it's the excessive Peroni drinking.

He considered resigning (the day I pray for daily... and I don't believe in god) and he said this “The press coverage has been vitriolic against me, and I now hope I am given the opportunity to a response.”

Boo-friggin-hoo Wozza... Have you seen all the videos of me on Youtube? All the vile phone calls I get? Death threats every day I suffer, not to mention the imposter posing as me writing for the Echo.

Try being me for a day Wozza, you'll last 5 minutes. Same with all of you lot. Myself and dear Herbert get the worst of it. Horrible stories going around about Herbert, that bad I will not mention on here. Then again, we are arguably the most successful public figures in the city because we can take the flack.

If you can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Herbert's Shampoo/Champaign bar

Celebrity hairdresser is opening a new bar at Beetham Plaza. Launch day is 14th February, obviously I'll be there. I'm going with Claire Sweeney... more on this coming shortly

Another Picture together

Just got sent this by my hard working new producer Craig. I think he's working really hard to impress me and live up to the benchmark set by brilliant Jay Hynd.

Anyway, I'll leave this with you all...

My New Amazing DVD!

Could you imagine how good it would be to watch this blog? I know it's hard, because if this blog was video format the world would be all suffering from split sides. Good news dear readers and dear listeners your now to become my dear viewers. Wooooww!!! That sounds good when I put it like that!

It's out soon, not sure when, I do know it's ready for Christmas '09!

Frank McKenna you have a MASSIVE HEAD

What's the biggest thing since Phil Halsall's £500k payout? Frank McKenna's even BIGGER HEAD!

Seriously Frank. You love yourself too much. Incase any of my dear readers don't know who Frank McKenna is, he runs this big waste of time called "Downtown Liverpool".

Basically a bunch of self styled, self loving arse lickers gather round, snort cocaine in the toilets (which I friggin hate!), drink Peroni and pretend to be nice to one another, when really they loathe each other. And yes Carolyn Hughes is all over it like a rash!

Frank is the ring leader. He was also a bent-as-a-9-bob-note councillor but got caught. A kind of unsuccessful Warren Bradley if that could possibly exist??? No... actually it doesn't. Warren is the biggest failure since Dean Sullivan's listening figures. But Frank is also a failure going through a midlife crisis... anyway... you get the picture.

Berni and Carolyn are lesbian lovers

Yep. You heard it here first. Both have nothing going on in their love lives (publicly), always seen together, and Berni actually looks like a lesbian.

All Carolyn has is a bunch of people who don't actually like her and a single flat in town. She's lonely. Hasn't had a fella in... well... I don't know. That's why she's became a busybody, nothing going on in her own life so she interferes with everyone elses.

Then, all the time, her and Berni Turner always out together... even Roy Basnett could work this one out...

The Public Diary of Pete Price

Well, now that everyone knows about it after some moron published a story slating it in the Oldham Echo, Herbert tells every old lady and celeb who comes into his salon, then they tell their husbands, brothers, sisters etc, and then Jason Harborow tells the Sir Bob Scott who has a massive gob all about it. So now, it's in the public domain.

Anyway, welcome to the public diary of Pete Price! I'm back in blogworld or whatever Craig calls it. Who's Craig??? He's my new producer. Jay Hynd has left and I was upset when he decided it's time to move on... boo-hoo... but I have a younger, better looking SINGLE producer called Craig.