My Echo Imposter is really annoying me now!

Some friggin no mark, posing as me has written a vile piece in Thursday's Echo indicating I think Kris Donaldson should be make an honorary scouser.

Firstly, I HATE Kris Donaldson. Secondly, the guy is thick as pig shit. When the toss pots down at the Fun Palace started hiring self-styled money grabbing pricks like Donaldson, he told this to the Daily Post... "Before I came to Liverpool I had all these misconceptions about the city. I thought it was landlocked and that it had a history of coal mining"

That is the most stupid statement I have ever heard, seriously. Your worse than the saddos who call my show. EVERYONE and I mean EVERYONE, even the poor African children who have AIDs that Paul O'Grady is helping knows that Liverpool is a port city. And these are young 7 year olds with no education.

So, to set the record straight, I'm fucking made up that Kris Donaldson has gone. He was nothing but a cake-pilfering, bullshitting grade 1 tosser!

£198,000 a year this vile no mark was on. And for what? What has he actually done? JACKSHIT!

Everything I stand for, the opposite happens in the Echo, and it's really, really, really getting on my nerves! They even think I actually like Hollyoaks... Craig my producer needs to write down the questions whenever we have any of the so-called actors in on the show.

Phil, WHY? Just WHY??

This has been on my mind for ages, and I need to get this off my chest. But, Phil Redmond why do you love yourself so much? Why do you have this MASSIVE feeling of self importance?? When the PM came round, don't you think someone like me or Herbert showing him round would be much more beneficial to the city???

Whenever you see a microphone you have to grab it. Why Phil? Why do you have to get on the microphone and bore us all to death with your pointless drivel? Your not entertaining at all. I don't know what you go on about on the mic, nor does anyone for that matter, because you bore us Phil.

You serve no real purpose. Granted you gave us Brookside and Grange Hill, but they are hardly blockbusters are they Phil? Then you inflicted Hollyoaks on us, and I have to pretend to like it and I can't do it anymore Phil. With Hollyoaks comes all the crap actors and boosts the Z-list culture we have here. Your one of the main causes Phil, can't you see what you've done?

The biggest problem is you Phil. And the saddest part of it, after reading this, you won't have a friggin clue what I'm saying, you'll get offended and not realize that you are a strong contender for moron of the year. Phil, I know what your like, your on another planet, and carrying on the way you are, you just look like a big dick head.

You heard it here, quote me on this, I Peter Lloyd Price says "PHIL REDMOND YOU ARE A DICK HEAD, A PRIZE FRIGGIN PRAT!"

Anyway, I'll leave you with this dear readers...

This is what I have to put up with

I decide to turn up one day in a hoody and a load of no marks decide it's time to rip in to me. Take a look at what one disgusting man sent in!

I put up with a lot of abuse and stupid people calling me but this is ridiculous - so bad in fact I've even had to edit their disgusting language!

Wozza, you are an idiot!

You can't pick up a paper, listen to the radio or do literally anything without hearing about that Warren Bradley. I'm sick of it. So much so I've banned him from coming on my show.

He's a bumbling idiot. Always has something to say about everything. Him and that Carolyn Hughes, they get everywhere with things that have nothing to do with them. He doesn't even make any sense either, I think it's the excessive Peroni drinking.

He considered resigning (the day I pray for daily... and I don't believe in god) and he said this “The press coverage has been vitriolic against me, and I now hope I am given the opportunity to a response.”

Boo-friggin-hoo Wozza... Have you seen all the videos of me on Youtube? All the vile phone calls I get? Death threats every day I suffer, not to mention the imposter posing as me writing for the Echo.

Try being me for a day Wozza, you'll last 5 minutes. Same with all of you lot. Myself and dear Herbert get the worst of it. Horrible stories going around about Herbert, that bad I will not mention on here. Then again, we are arguably the most successful public figures in the city because we can take the flack.

If you can't stand the heat, get out the kitchen!

Herbert's Shampoo/Champaign bar

Celebrity hairdresser is opening a new bar at Beetham Plaza. Launch day is 14th February, obviously I'll be there. I'm going with Claire Sweeney... more on this coming shortly

Another Picture together

Just got sent this by my hard working new producer Craig. I think he's working really hard to impress me and live up to the benchmark set by brilliant Jay Hynd.

Anyway, I'll leave this with you all...

My New Amazing DVD!

Could you imagine how good it would be to watch this blog? I know it's hard, because if this blog was video format the world would be all suffering from split sides. Good news dear readers and dear listeners your now to become my dear viewers. Wooooww!!! That sounds good when I put it like that!

It's out soon, not sure when, I do know it's ready for Christmas '09!

Frank McKenna you have a MASSIVE HEAD

What's the biggest thing since Phil Halsall's £500k payout? Frank McKenna's even BIGGER HEAD!

Seriously Frank. You love yourself too much. Incase any of my dear readers don't know who Frank McKenna is, he runs this big waste of time called "Downtown Liverpool".

Basically a bunch of self styled, self loving arse lickers gather round, snort cocaine in the toilets (which I friggin hate!), drink Peroni and pretend to be nice to one another, when really they loathe each other. And yes Carolyn Hughes is all over it like a rash!

Frank is the ring leader. He was also a bent-as-a-9-bob-note councillor but got caught. A kind of unsuccessful Warren Bradley if that could possibly exist??? No... actually it doesn't. Warren is the biggest failure since Dean Sullivan's listening figures. But Frank is also a failure going through a midlife crisis... anyway... you get the picture.

Berni and Carolyn are lesbian lovers

Yep. You heard it here first. Both have nothing going on in their love lives (publicly), always seen together, and Berni actually looks like a lesbian.

All Carolyn has is a bunch of people who don't actually like her and a single flat in town. She's lonely. Hasn't had a fella in... well... I don't know. That's why she's became a busybody, nothing going on in her own life so she interferes with everyone elses.

Then, all the time, her and Berni Turner always out together... even Roy Basnett could work this one out...

The Public Diary of Pete Price

Well, now that everyone knows about it after some moron published a story slating it in the Oldham Echo, Herbert tells every old lady and celeb who comes into his salon, then they tell their husbands, brothers, sisters etc, and then Jason Harborow tells the Sir Bob Scott who has a massive gob all about it. So now, it's in the public domain.

Anyway, welcome to the public diary of Pete Price! I'm back in blogworld or whatever Craig calls it. Who's Craig??? He's my new producer. Jay Hynd has left and I was upset when he decided it's time to move on... boo-hoo... but I have a younger, better looking SINGLE producer called Craig.