Phil, WHY? Just WHY??

This has been on my mind for ages, and I need to get this off my chest. But, Phil Redmond why do you love yourself so much? Why do you have this MASSIVE feeling of self importance?? When the PM came round, don't you think someone like me or Herbert showing him round would be much more beneficial to the city???

Whenever you see a microphone you have to grab it. Why Phil? Why do you have to get on the microphone and bore us all to death with your pointless drivel? Your not entertaining at all. I don't know what you go on about on the mic, nor does anyone for that matter, because you bore us Phil.

You serve no real purpose. Granted you gave us Brookside and Grange Hill, but they are hardly blockbusters are they Phil? Then you inflicted Hollyoaks on us, and I have to pretend to like it and I can't do it anymore Phil. With Hollyoaks comes all the crap actors and boosts the Z-list culture we have here. Your one of the main causes Phil, can't you see what you've done?

The biggest problem is you Phil. And the saddest part of it, after reading this, you won't have a friggin clue what I'm saying, you'll get offended and not realize that you are a strong contender for moron of the year. Phil, I know what your like, your on another planet, and carrying on the way you are, you just look like a big dick head.

You heard it here, quote me on this, I Peter Lloyd Price says "PHIL REDMOND YOU ARE A DICK HEAD, A PRIZE FRIGGIN PRAT!"

Anyway, I'll leave you with this dear readers...