Liverpool's very own David Brent

Meet Bryan Adams (no, not the singer). Listen about 1min 40 secs in, and he does this really bad american accent.

Anyway, if you cringe too much, watch the below video

Donna McCourt's annoyed Herbert

Herbert asked me to publish this post. I don't actually know who Donna McCourt is, but apparently she thinks she's some kind of fashion designer? I know it's mad, you usually get fashion designers in New York, London, Paris, Milan etc...

Anyway, she doesn't pay anyone. Fashion designers, models, photographers. She gets everything done for free.

So your telling me Donna, in your 40-something-years existence you've never paid anyone? Do you go into Argos and steal a toaster? That's thieving WHICH I FRIGGIN HATE!!!

Donna runs this magazine that no one reads called 'Fab'. God, I bet you racked your brains for months thinking up that name.

Anyway Donna - your on my list...

Champu Opening Night

Herbert decided to open Champu in the middle of the week, so I only popped in for a swift shot (yes, shot) of Champagne, as I don't get drunk before I do my multi award winning radio show.

He gave out 2 shots to each Z-list celebrity moron who entered. Obviously Carolyn Hughes was there, with her entourage of nobodies glugging down the free champers with Tango Man Dale Winton wannabe Paul Knowles. The cheeky cow even said, "Oh if Pete's only having one, I'll have his other one". She's got more front than rapid the sour faced moose!

There was obviously press all over it like a rash, as publicity junkie Herbert issues press releases everytime he has piss. As a result of everyone from Radio City, the Echo and a few nobody PR companies, Phil Redmond felt he had to be there. The funny thing is, the doorman got him mistaken for a homeless junkie and wouldn't let him in. Yep - the look on his face was hilarious!

Further embarrasment for poor old Phil prevailed when he started bellowing "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I WROTE BROOKSIDE!!! AND GRANGE HILL!!!!" and then the funniest thing he came out with was "I ALSO CREATED HOLLYOAKS!!" - as if anyone would admit to that! They thought he was a mental patient as well.

Simon Ross asked the bar tender to call Ashworth as one of the patients has escaped.

So Phil was left there on Old Hall St being moved on by Herbert's security.

Anyway - Herbert went mad when he discovered Carolyn Hughes was snorting cocaine in the toilets (which I friggin hate!). She was out of control, pinching the bar tenders arse for more free Champagne. I heard she does this at the Living Rooms as well.

I met some bloke there called Bryan Adams (no, not the singer!) and he's just like David Brent from the Office. My god, you wanna check this guy out he's a friggin moron!

All in all it was an eventful week!

I can't stand Paul Knowles

Paul - what is the point in you? You are a cheesey idiot. Your always at these events, you look terrible, with your stupid bright orange head.

What do you do Paul? What is it you actually do??

I'm going to compile a list of the biggest wankers in the city. The tossers, the peasants, the morons - Paul Knowles falls into every category.

There's just no point in him. He thinks he's a "mover and shaker". Paul - lesson for you, Donald Trump is a mover and shaker. Sir Alan Sugar is a mover and shaker.

Look at the picture below. The usual bunch. The usual arselickers. Sad people with sad lives.

Mention "FREE WINE OR CHAMPAIGNE" and you can bet your bottom dollar Carolyn Hughes is there with bells on. Actually she's pictured with the bell-end that is Paul Knowles right there.

City Talk... City Music?

You may have read in the papers that City Talk is to start playing music because no one listens. 63,000 a week according to Ofcom tune into the station. That's an average figure, because 1 million listen to me - which comes as no surprise because I am bigger than City Talk. I am Pete Price, the number 1 golden goose of local broadcasting.

I've been saying on my award winning blog that Dean Sullivan has no listeners, because he talks drivel. There's no substance to the content of his show, plus the fact he's mental. Did you see it when he became a teacher for a bit? He even had a dog called Cracker, and he is totally crackers himself.

After me, a distant second place in terms of listening figures is Roy Basnett, and he does the grave yard shift. The same time slot as Alan Partridge, and he gets more listeners than any other show. It's because Roy has a sense of humor, you should see him out on the piss, he is hilarious... not as funny as me, but he's a different kind of funny.

They should just shut City Talk down, go back to Radio City get Kev Seed back on the breakfast show, then do a load of requests 10am - 4pm, then have Roy Basnett on the drive time. 10PM - 2AM Sunday - Thursday, Pete Price returns to City FM.

Colin Hilton you vile peasant!

Overpaid, self styled, useless Colin Hilton was in last night's Daily Post with cat saver Wozza Bradley all happy about Liverpool City Council becoming the second worst council in the world, as opposed to being the worst last year. They claim they've done all this 'hard work' to make the city better blah blah blah

Anyway, Hilton spouts off about getting more businesses and young enterprise into the city. FIRST OFF I said all this last year on my award winning blog. SO THE COUNCIL READ MY BLOG AND COPY EVERYTHING I THINK/SAY.

Thankfully, a load of bums from the council have to 'justify' their position, and why they deserve excessive incomes. Meanwhile Kirkdale, Anfield, Picton, Speke, Dingle etc could do with a bit of regeneration wouldn't you think?

It's made me think, Colin Hilton's position is useless. In fact, if it was up to me, I'd sack you all and make you pay all the money back you've taken. He doesn't do anything. Do me a favour Col, justify your position and tell me why you deserve to be paid more than the Prime minister.

Jase is gone to!

Well, they say all good things come in three's (or something like that). Firstly we have useless Kris Donaldson doing one, now Jason Harborow has frigged off down south to Surrey. Hopefully Phil Redmond will be the next to fuck off... oh well we can only hope.

Apparently, Jase is managing Surrey University's new £35 Million sports park. When I first heard this, I nearly fell off my chair. How anyone could employ Jason Harborow is beyond me, but Craig (my new producer) said it must be some kind of part time job as there's no way Jase can handle full time.

Do you remember his company he set up called 'Vicis' and he was in the paper telling anyone who'd listen how much he loves Liverpool after he got this massive pay out. Well, just as I, Peter Lloyd Price predicted he won't be around for long.