Herbert decided to open Champu in the middle of the week, so I only popped in for a swift shot (yes, shot) of Champagne, as I don't get drunk before I do my multi award winning radio show.
He gave out 2 shots to each Z-list celebrity moron who entered. Obviously Carolyn Hughes was there, with her entourage of nobodies glugging down the free champers with Tango Man Dale Winton wannabe Paul Knowles. The cheeky cow even said, "Oh if Pete's only having one, I'll have his other one". She's got more front than rapid the sour faced moose!
There was obviously press all over it like a rash, as publicity junkie Herbert issues press releases everytime he has piss. As a result of everyone from Radio City, the Echo and a few nobody PR companies, Phil Redmond felt he had to be there. The funny thing is, the doorman got him mistaken for a homeless junkie and wouldn't let him in. Yep - the look on his face was hilarious!
Further embarrasment for poor old Phil prevailed when he started bellowing "DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I WROTE BROOKSIDE!!! AND GRANGE HILL!!!!" and then the funniest thing he came out with was "I ALSO CREATED HOLLYOAKS!!" - as if anyone would admit to that! They thought he was a mental patient as well.
Simon Ross asked the bar tender to call Ashworth as one of the patients has escaped.
So Phil was left there on Old Hall St being moved on by Herbert's security.
Anyway - Herbert went mad when he discovered Carolyn Hughes was snorting cocaine in the toilets (which I friggin hate!). She was out of control, pinching the bar tenders arse for more free Champagne. I heard she does this at the Living Rooms as well.
I met some bloke there called Bryan Adams (no, not the singer!) and he's just like David Brent from the Office. My god, you wanna check this guy out he's a friggin moron!
All in all it was an eventful week!
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